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Bill Gates wins the first CN Marathon

Bill Gates (under) of Microsoft has just won the first edition of our annual Computer Marathon. Steve Jobs (Apple) was second. All participants had to run 42 km, carrying the whole time a computer (no laptop) with a self-made operating system. CN was able to make an exclusive interview with the winner.

CN computer marathon

What were your tactics? Windows XP Running Edition
I made a new operating system, Windows XP, Running Edition, especially designed to run a marathon. It analyses my speed, my position and my heart beat and gives me much information about it in the form of computer graphics.

We found this picture on the internet, and it proves that you have encountered a serious error during the Computer Marathon. What do you have to say about it?
It's obvious that the picture is manipulated. I noticed that much people hated that blue error screen, that's why I improved the stability of this operating system by changing the colour to green. It took one year of programming, but imagine how pretty it is. You'll just love to have a system error.

Didn't you have any virus problems?
No, the Microsoft team found an innovating way to stop virus attacks. Windows is now taking all the RAM of your computer, leaving no space for virus programs to be executed. Isn't that great!

It sure is. Thank you for the interview, Mr Gates.

Newsflash

"That's one small step for me, one giant leap for hackerkind." (Bill Gates about Microsoft Windows)

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