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Bush priceless

Next week, the Mastercard company will be sued by the government for the following advertisement campaign.

bush priceless
playing with economics: 50 billion $
playing with soldiers: 100 billion $
electing the village idiot as a president: priceless

The Mastercard company will defend herself by claiming they have the right to express theirselves however they want. This will probably not be accepted by the judges as this right is no longer valid after the recent justicial changes made by Bush.


(George W Bush) "Our intelligence agencies believe that Osama Bin Laden is in possess of weapons of mass destruction. Two black knives, one fork and a telephone. That's why we activated the highest terroristic alert. We believe he is planning to attack civilians in their own houses, more exactly in the kitchens. We do not intend to scare you, but the hightest precaution is required while entering your kitchen. Look carefully if you see suspected objects like knives, forks and telephones. If you see them, make sure no to touch any of those suspicious objects and contact the FBI immediately."

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